I’ve seen some strange things in this life, such as people with tails, a woman surviving a 38,000 foot fall from an airplane, and a man that could play the guitar with his feet. But all of that pails in comparison to the pirate I ran into the other day. Yes, you read that correctly. A Pirate! His name, as he so called himself, was Sweaty Pete, and he constantly muttered “Naplex Away!”. Apparently, his quest was revenge against some unnamed fellow who happend across his path at the wrong time some while ago. I followed him around for a day, decided that this poor fellow didn’t even exist, and added him to the strange things I’ve seen.